I don’t think Canadians are as friendly as they appear. They stab trees and feast on their blood.
You misspelled maple syrup.
does anyone else just
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packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
can we just
and their bowler hats
you’re 74 and 73 jfc
you’ve been knighted by the queen
I want to be this happy when I get old
they are the best friends omfg this makes me so happy
when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it
You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough
oh my god you can
How to say “I” in various European languages
spain is obviously a lot cooler than all of the other countries
I can never read all the books I want; I can never be all the people I want and live all the lives I want. I can never train myself in all the skills I want. And why do I want? I want to live and feel all the shades, tones and variations of mental and physical experience possible in life. And I am horribly limited. — Sylvia Plath (via story-dj)
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Awesome protests erupted in my school today. Our student council planned a “fun” game for valentines day. They handed out paper hearts to every girl at the beginning of the day. Only the girls. If a girl speaks to a guy through the duration of the day, she has to give him her heart. Guys get five raffle tickets for every heart they collect. Girls cannot collect hearts, they only have one to give away, and guys do not have to give away anything. A gay male asked for a heart to give away to participate and was told no.
Some girls have taken this as an invitation to say things such as, quoted from twitter, “keeping the whores from talking today haha.” And boasting about “keeping their heart and not being a whore.” This has turned into an excuse to shame each other for talking to guys. And for what? A valentines game?
Rather than writing their names on the hearts and giving them away, many girls have written notes of protest on the paper hearts and are wearing them proudly as they associate with whoever they please and refuse to give the heart away.
Proud of some of the people in my school today.
males are rewarded for collecting female “hearts” and are encouraged to collect as many as they possibly can, but females are only allowed to have one heart to give away, and when they give it away they’re not allowed to play anymore
the correlation of “hearts” to how virginity/sex is treated in society is kind of eerie and definitely sexist
This is a really big deal! My elementary had us do this for Valentine’s Day one year. Girls were given a prize if they kept theirs, boys were given a prize if they got one. The boys would harass us - verbally, getting into our personal space, or pulling our hair - until we told them to stop and then they would get to take the heart. A lot of us were pretty mad about it at the time, and now that I see the implications of it, I’m even angrier.
ALL THIS COMMENTARY AND ALSO SOMEONE GIVE THESE KIDS A METAL
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To the window (To the wall) Till the sweat drop down my balls (My Balls!)All these bitches crawl (Crawl)Y’all skeet skeetmotherfuckers (Motherfuckers)Y’all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!)Y’all skeet skeet motherfuckers (Motherfuckers)Y’all skeet skeet god damn (God Damn!!!) — Carl Sagan (via howtobeterrell)